Vulva Interview: with Mum
M: Sixty something
TFC: When is the last time you looked at your vulva?
M: When I couldn’t find my car keys anywhere, and as a last ditch effort…
TFC: What does it look like to you?
M: Howdy Doody
TFC: Age at first orgasm and how did you achieve it?
M: I was 11 or 12 and experienced my first hot fudge sundae.
TFC: What does an orgasm feel like to you? Do you have a definition for orgasm?
M: I feel the earth move under my feet; I feel the sky tumbling down.
TFC: When was your most recent orgasm and what were the circumstances?
M: At a brunch recently, I had my very favorite chocolate cake. Yes! YES! YES!
TFC: Have you ever had trouble reaching orgasm? If so, how did it make you feel?
M: Sure. It made me feel like a natural woman.
TFC: What did you do to overcome?
M: Marched around the house with a picket sign singing “We Shall Overcome Someday.”
TFC: Have any nicknames for your vulva?
TFC: What is the best piece of sex advice you've ever received?
M: You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em.
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