Vulva Interview: with Mum

This is a recurring interview that the TFC blog conducts with random women. The idea is to show how varied and unique each woman's sexual experience can be. To protect the interviewee's privacy, she will be identified as her favorite flower.

TFC: Age?

M: Sixty something

TFC: When is the last time you looked at your vulva?

M: When I couldn’t find my car keys anywhere, and as a last ditch effort…

TFC: What does it look like to you?

M: Howdy Doody

TFC: Age at first orgasm and how did you achieve it?

M: I was 11 or 12 and experienced my first hot fudge sundae.

TFC: What does an orgasm feel like to you? Do you have a definition for orgasm?

M: I feel the earth move under my feet; I feel the sky tumbling down.

TFC: When was your most recent orgasm and what were the circumstances?

M: At a brunch recently, I had my very favorite chocolate cake. Yes! YES! YES!

TFC: Have you ever had trouble reaching orgasm? If so, how did it make you feel?

M: Sure. It made me feel like a natural woman.

TFC: What did you do to overcome?

M: Marched around the house with a picket sign singing “We Shall Overcome Someday.”

TFC: Have any nicknames for your vulva?

M: Kadiddlehopper

TFC: What is the best piece of sex advice you've ever received?

M: You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em.

(TFC is always looking for more women's vulva perspectives. If you're interested in sharing yours, please send an email to